Thursday, June 23, 2011

Well, There Goes my Flatscreen. (Top 10 Wii!)



Some of you may be inquisitive as to the nature of the title of this post. And some may get the joke and chuckle quietly to themselves. Just think about it. Anywhichway, the Wii has had it's greats and it's "oh no, why would we do such a thing"s. But, we're here to talk about the greats. Humankind fell in love with the Wii when it was released and it's still a very popular system. And each great Nintendo has it's great games.


10. SIMCITY CREATOR

I've always been a fan of SimCity, and when it came out for Wii, I simply had to get it. The game is fun, simple, and gives you dozens of options and ulimited possibilities. It's just as if not even more to DESTROY IT WITH ALIEN MONSTERS! Mwahahaha!


9. WII SPORTS

This is the game that EVERYONE who's EVER owned a Wii will play. It really takes full advantage of your Wii's motion control. Just, use the wriststrap.


8. DISNEY'S EPIC MICKEY

Disney's Epic Mickey is a Wii game in it's fullest form. It fully utilizes the pointing at the screen, flicking, and making havoc with creativity. Epic Mickey is a solid platformer that will keep you entertained and on tha Wii for a while, there's a lot to do. The story is also very interesting, giving life to once dead and forgotten characters.


7. NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. WII

It's the amazing classic, REDONE! And now, for the first time, you can play along with your friends at the same time! It takes the formula from Super Mario World and redefines it with fun and creative new leves and power-ups.


6. MARIO KART WII

Let'sa go! The highly successful racing series, MarioKart came to the Wii, this time with a twist. You could use the WiiWheel to really drive the karts, and they used bikes. Blasting your friends with shells and ba-bombs is more fun than ever.


5. WII MUSIC

This game deserves the ChuckBlog Platinum Award for greatest music game. Use your Mii to play tons of songs on tuns of instruments, making music videos, albums, and really cool combinations. I played this for so long, I've done just about EVERYTHING.


4. METROID PRIME TRILOGY
Arguably the best FPS on the Wii, Metroid Prime takes a new Metroid Formula and combines all of it into one sleek package. All of the classic Gamecube controls are redone in Wii, so you can have a blast from the past now.


3. SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2

I've decided to include the original Mario Galaxy too. This game is THE platform for the Wii, giving you endless hours of anti-gravity fun and lotsa bonus content. It takes a while to get used to the whole concept of the Galaxies, but IT BE WOITH IT!


2. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TWILIGHT PRINCESS

Zelda fans were starving for a good Ocarina after their initial dissapointment in Wind Waker (I loved that game, I don't really get it.). Twilight Princess delivered, and took full advantage of the Wii's capabilities. A darker Zelda game than any of it's predecessors, it took fans for a ride they won't forget. Perfect for fans of the series.


1. SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL!

There it is. The best game on the Wii. Take all of your favorite Nintendo characters, toss them in a pot full of Mountain Dew, and make em fight one another! I still play it now, and it came out in 2008! GET THIS GAME!


Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Game Review! OCARINA OF TIME 3D

Aha! Tis' finally here! The game I've been waiting for since E3 last year! THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME 3D! (Hooray!) Before I review this sucker, let's talk about the history of this game. In 1998, Nintendo released Ocarina of Time for their very successful N64. It quickly rose to fame, becoming the game of the year and it is currently the most critically acclaimed video game of all time. That's pretty boss. It was re-released with the same graphics on the Gamecube along with a Master Quest version to great acclaim. But, can you take that, and make it better? I say yes. So let's look at what makes the 3D version even better.

1. IT'S IN 3D
Come on, I know you saw that one coming. The game looks better than ever in 3D, so you're over here like, "Why? Why must Nintendo make something so awesome with so little battery power?"

2. GRAPHICS REVAMP
And by revamp I mean their ENTIRELY REDONE. The graphics look soooooooo much better, I can't even tell you! Do you remember how old Link looked really awkward and weird in the 98 version (Kind of like Michael Jackson!)? Well, he actually looks like the art! So does EVERYONE else! You're seeing the same people, the way they were meant to be seen.

3. IT'S PORTABLE
Yes! Now you don't have to plug it into your stinking Zenith to play it! You can take Ocarina with you wherever you go, and still have the same experience.

4. NEW GAME FEATURES
The game has a lot of new features like Gyro-Scope aiming (the only downside is, you can't really do it with the 3D). And a new BOSS CHALLENGE mode where you can battle bosses you've previously beaten. Not to mention that once you beat the intial game, you get to play the Master Quest, where everything is mirrored and the enemies do double damage!


So, in all, Ocarina of Time 3D is the world's greatest game, made even better! I give it a perfect

FIVE OUT OF FIVE STARS

It deserves it!

Welcome Back! (Sorry!)

It has been an awful long time since an actual post on here. I'm very very sorry. You're probably like, "What's up with these weird pictures?" and there's a funny story behind them. Not that you'll ever hear it. (Actually, I needed a site to put them on, I can't do Flickr, so I just stuck them on here. Sorry, again.) So what have I been up to lately? Forums. That's me. My friends and I started some, and they didn't really work, so we started a new one. CYBER 3 FORUMS. You can find them here at http://cyber3forums.yolasite.com. Thanks for reading! I'm back in buisness!